What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 07:11

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
HELLO
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
Sure no problem officer.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
After a few moments he returns.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Do you enjoy cheating on your spouse? If so, why?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?